Dolly

Here's a fascinating British documentary about men who live with Real Dolls, which are these absurdly expensive, realistic sex toys.



A number of feminists have complained about these "creeps" who "wish real women were like these dolls," but that misses the point. With these guys, it's just the opposite - they want their dolls to be like real women, because real women want nothing to do with them, so they've got nowhere else to turn. I feel that way sometimes, and it's sad.

(If you really do want your real woman to be like a sex doll, you might try here.)

With only the most tangential hook to hang this on, I'm posting the picture below because the model has the words "DOLL FACE" tattooed across her knuckles.



It'd take minimal time under the laser to change it to read "FUCK DOLL," thus making this real woman feel much more like a sex toy. And as you can see, she's already tightly secured and ready for shipping (biting and scratching is a danger during transit, but this setup should prevent that.